I haven't lived there for a few years. It's that damn windchill. 17 degrees but feels like 8? What kind of hellscape is that?

I'm so sorry about your plan switch. I'm serious. I had several people try to talk me into various levels of partying tonight but fuck that noise. Jammies, snacks, MarioWorld 3D, Netflix, Prosecco and a toasty fire. Hoping the neighbors across the lake do their fireworks display so I can catch that.

sneaking piña coladas in Puerto Rico while being filmed as a teenager for a reality show

They undergo training review and drills usually every six months. They have to renew their first aid every three years, minimum (as per my cousin, who works for Air Canada). As she puts it, when it comes down to it, she doesn't give a shit about customer service or "making customers happy", because her skill set…

Recently told my husband of 2 years that I wasn't... "getting there" - but that I didn't mind too much (truth). The rest of our relationship is enough as far as I'm concerned.

"young women in relationships who are "in love and happy" in their relationships, but don't orgasm with their partner"

Your essay makes me uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how to help or be an ally. I work with kids in the family court system, either through abuse/neglect or juvenile delinquency/incorrigability. I want to fight for these kids, the majority of whom are POC. How do we do that without becoming a "good white person"?…

You know what? It's been such a shitty day news-wise. I find I'm ready to lose it over anything. Don't mind me. I'm being touchy because I kind of want to punch someone really hard in the face. Sorry for the fuss.

One of the teens who took photos of her alleged rape pled guilty to manufacturing child pornography and was sentenced earlier this month to no jail time and no probation.

This is quite an impressive streak of not playing professional soccer.

I LOL' d +10

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

This is what boggles me about the abortion debate. Let's say it became illegal—you think that would mean it would stop? You'd have to lock a woman in a room with 24/hour supervision. Which you might as well, if you're going to take away her rights anyway.

I switched brands — from Hellmann's (reduced fat variety) to Anything Besides Hellmann's, because fuck these scumbag corporate bullies and their bullshit disingenuous nuisance lawsuit right it their collective ass.

I prefer Cholula, honestly.

Well it is a ten year old picture, he's much older and fatter now >.> Still has that anime "giant eyes" face!

Look at him! Who could be mean to this derp????

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

No one's slick as Gaston