In related news, Chip KKKelly wants to switch to white jerseys and pants for home games, and also intends to replace the helmets with white pointed cones with build-in cloth face covers.

Mercifully not, he seems like he would have been hell to play against. I played against Garcia once and it was pretty fun, good-spirited shit talking and he wasn't taking it too seriously.

GoFundMe payments to any kind of Darren Wilson defense fund

Please let him and his teammates loose in the SAE house to do as they deem fit to those honkeys and their possessions before they move out.

In college at South Carolina I was playing basketball at the gym on campus when Sidney Rice and some other football players claimed "next." My team won and it was time for a good old-fashioned honkey bloodletting. On the very first possession, Sidney dunked on me, then swung his junk right into my face, literally…

Don't underestimate the computer illiteracy of college professors. Half of mine were goddam fossils, especially for History and English classes. Getting them to send an email was a huge accomplishment. As smart as those people were, the concept of metadata was definitely not within their grasp.

The same can, and should, be applied to college athletes.

Judging by how supportive they are to each other and then rat each other out if someone's a glory boy, they should really play in Minnesota.

More free time and less structure seems like exactly what this wealthy man with a drug problem needs.

I'm sure Dez was at home when this all broke and was like, "Hey, they should have suspended me for punching that baby ages ago!"

As someone with a career total of like 15 days of suspension in middle/high school, the many times I got detention were much worse than sitting at home unsupervised playing videogames.

Seriously. I don't understand why "more free time" is the punishment for a failed drug test.

there's a few inches of seat in front of your toes, so it's not quite that terrifying, but they keep the lights off up there during Nets games for increased degree of difficulty

Barclays Center has the steepest, least-safe upper deck I've ever seen. There are cupholders on the floor that you can easily trip over while climbing across people to your seat. People who are nice and Hockey Drunk are going to have a really bad time up there, especially if they keep the crowd lights off like at Nets…

Anyone else surprised the manager didn't get killed for asking Hernandes to stop smoking weed?

I'm more of a Heathcliff Slocumb kinda guy

Steven A Smith and Skip Bayless to Siberia for nothing at all.

It's a goddam shame Olbermann is suspended this week.

I like that idea.

Wouldn't DB's just interfere every time they're about to get beaten 15+ yards down the field?