I still haven't picked up my jaw. Mother of God.

Somewhat related: I ride BoltBus and/or Megabus between Boston and NYC fairly often (because I'm cheap) and there's always some asshole talking on Skype for the entire fucking ride, never in English.

I think the point is that anything you're listening to through somebody else's headphones sucks, even if it's your own favorite music. You're mad at the person, not (always) the song.

I agree with literally every part of this statement. Publicly-financed stadia is a despicable phenomenon and the Braves pulled off possibly the most disgusting version of it.

Continuing to pay someone while trying to keep them as far away from you as possible is as Minnesota Nice as it gets.

Good point. No time for fancy book learnin' when there's stuff to shoot!

On the contrary, I believe they're quite familiar:

3/5 of them probably can. The South remains the worst.

Don't forget the backroom starfucking that spawned the new Braves stadium! The public never even got a chance to vote on anything!

This fine stems from the game during which the Paterno-apologist fanbase chanted "No Means No" at an opposing player, you can't expect them to understand nuance or reason.

yeah Mets Mo was much fatter

yeah it wasn't until he got to the Mets before he completely ballooned, but he could not go unmentioned here.

Reminder: According to James Dolan, James Dolan has been sober while doing all the stupid, horrible shit he's done over the past 21 years.

he's a ginger so it doesn't matter to him.

Reminder: According to James Dolan, James Dolan has been sober this entire time. Like, since the early/mid 90's.

It's OK, real life is for March!

I agree in principle, though Gilbert seems like exactly the kind of guy who would just keep the resale fee profits on top of his original sale.

The pettiness here isn't terribly surprising. According to Rovell(TM), the Cavs only allow season ticket holders to re-sell tickets on a ticket exchange site the Cavs partially own, and if you get caught selling yours on StubHub or elsewhere you get your tickets taken away. I wish I had made this up.

As long as it doesn't turn right around.