+1 spoon in the carton

Any info on the woman in the yellow skirt with the shapely calves dancing with Riley? Asking for a friend.

She provoked him with her love of Jamison

That was the point of this information being released when it was.

I went to the University of South Carolina and 10 years after arriving on campus I feel like I’m still in line at the Piggly Wiggly while the goddam cashier chats me up about every single item in my cart.

I hate JJ Watt. Not him personally, just how overexposed he is.

Pete tried to bounce the garage door remote off the plate in Gatling’s head before his mom got home so he and his brother, also named Pete, wouldn’t get in trouble for skipping school. Sadly, it turned Gatling into a jerkweed criminal mastermind.

This sums up the pre-public relationship between Incognito and Jonathan Martin pretty well.

I felt much worse about Kerry Rhodes’ NFL blackballing than this one.

Dan Snyder is the top sports baby in the game.

This. JJ Watt being a tough dude on Sundays and a nice guy off the field stories are like videos of Gronk partying, it’s all the same shit after a while and there’s nothing new to learn.

Get exited for a monthlong JJ Watt infomercial. You probably won’t like him by the end of it.

Once, in the darkest throes of my college alcoholism, a friend and I had already finished 30 silver bullets on a weekday afternoon between the two of us when we discovered a 6 pack of Magic Hat #9’s in the back of the fridge. I opened one and read the underside of the cap, which read “How did you get like this?” I…

This seems like the kind of hiring decision James Dolan would make. Is James Dolan involved in the NFL now?

did you mean 6.7? Maybe .67?

In high school I was having dinner at another kid’s house. He was basically an acquaintance, not a close friend. His mom had made some kind of stir-fry, and I ate an entire red chili pepper whole. My face turned magenta and my eyes and nostrils became fire hoses. To this day 12 years later I’ve not experienced that…

Nats are also making a mess of the Eye Color line on their drivers licenses.

all the stars for this. And I’m a Pats fan.

Also, Metapod.

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