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Cadillac Williams

I play a lot of Sporcle (thanks, meaningless job!) and therefore pointlessly remember a lot of these guys by last name only.

any time Avenue Q can be invoked, it should. There are an incredible amount of applications for it.

Guy who left the Facebook comment seems to be on par with the typical “people who still write Facebook statuses in 2015” level of restraint and common sense.

I used to think so, but at this point I respectfully disagree. Jalen & Jacoby used to be fun, but they’ve milked all they can out of the “Jalen was an NBA player who partied a lot!” schtick and now just repeat the same bullet points as every other basketball-related podcast on Grantland (will Kevin Love come back to…

Steven A agrees that she shouldn’t have provoked him like that.

Why would someone write such a horrible press release? Alcoholic, maybe.

Stephen A? Is that you?

Hater’s Guide to Non-Magary Hater’s Guides:

ALL TRAVELS!

So is he gay? Is that why nobody will specify what “issues” he has?

apparently

The DC area is heavily made up of transplants from other places (aka fans of other teams), and the massive Redskins fan population is generally made up of dipshit Howard Country high school kids and your racist uncle from Manassas who ruins Thanksgiving.

did someone speak to you? Then why are you speaking?

yeah, but he’s 49 and one of the most legendary trash talkers in NBA history. He knows what it means, he’s just an asshole.

Whenever I hear “Happy” for the trillionth time I remember how much I liked Pharrell when he used to hang out with Clipse. I miss that Pharrell so much.

and Milfs in a video shot one year later

This happens to the Redskins from approximately week 10 to the end of every season.