Plaxico Purress

If we're going cross-sport we also need Steph Purry

Allen Purrns

Special guest dog referee Barkevious Mingo

Jadeveon Meowney

Julien Edelmeow?

It's basically just two dipshits sniffing each other's farts.

"figure it out" - sneakily three of the worst words to hear as a pledge. Up there with "get down here" and "drive me home." You never know what's gonna happen next and it's always gonna be terrible.

holy shit man that is absolutely brutal. godspeed, sir.

"Call pledges" is all you needed to write

Yep. And it was the day after a weekend during which most of the people who attended said meeting had to come in and work. After one of our many presentations, a panel discussion in which nobody learned anything useful, someone decided to "just reiterate a point made earlier" and I got up and left the building and…

People flew in from our offices in asia and europe to attend and looked just as bored and hopeless as everyone else. It was so, so bad.

this happened probably 14 times in an all-day meeting I existed through yesterday. Pure torture. At one point somebody started a sentence with "just to echo that point" and I got up and left the building and went and took a walk in the rain.

I had an 8-hour Global Department meeting with 30ish people yesterday. Really could have used this. They lowered the blinds so nobody could stare out the windows all day. Savage move.

I scrolled down here to post nearly the same picture. Well done.

It's one thing if you're a fan of the Giants or 49ers who are having a disappointing season but things seem fixable and you have faith that they'll head back in the right direction eventually, what the Jets and Skins have put their fans through this season (and several before it) is completely hopelessness, which is…

I'll never understand, in the StubHub age, why anyone would buy season tickets for a team that uses PSL's. It seems unlikely that you'd wind up spending significantly more, you aren't stuck next to the same drunk morons every week (if that's an issue in your section), and you can stop going if the team has a…

Was the kid's name Molly?

Of course he takes suggestions ofrom Mike Singletary, whose most famous post-playing moments is dropping his pants in front of the team.

I think I've saved thousands of dollars over the past four years or so cutting my own hair with one of these.