If you can confidently wear a buzz cut, a set of hair clippers ($25ish on Amazon) pays for itself in 1-2 uses.

I'm not your pal, buddy!

Gee whiz...that's a SUPER intelligent response, Dez.

If you want to call him the N word just go ahead and do it, man. No need to dance around it by mocking the way he speaks extemporaneously while discussing something he's obviously upset about.

I just cried laughing and said "call off the fight! this guy wins!" to no one in particular while laughing like a banshee at this. Thanks for describing every Thanksgiving and Christmas get-together I have with my extended family.

"stick 2 sprots" - this asshole.

It isn't necessarily low-profile schools that don't get invited either. In 2007, South Carolina started the season 6-1 and reached #6 in the polls, then lost their last 5 games and didn't get a bowl bid despite being eligible (6-6). Sometimes there's a momentum aspect.

I'm pretty sure I remember that guy being around in the Jersey days too, at least the last few terrible years in the Prudential Center.

don't forget "fracas!"

Raging assholes, in fact, are BWAA and the Hall of Fame's legacy.

Can the sox just trade Sandoval to the Dodgers now and get it over with?

YOU FORGOT ABOUT DRE

If the girl kills herself after being ruthlessly tormented by classmates, do all 6 of them get scholarships to Notre Dame?

I just made it up but feel free to use it!

father*fucker

White Walker?

fuck Camp 'Trin

I have a friend with a very large tattoo of Maine on his torso. It's actually kinda awesome.

If you give Dan Snyder money you deserve to sit next to this guy.

Fair enough.