Until last fall, in Oxford, Mississippi you could only buy room-temperature beer in grocery stores, convenience stores, etc. Legend has it that, when the law was enacted, the mayor of Oxford owned the ice company.

I'd pay him to never speak to me.

I'm no expert on how to give give, solicit or receive bribes, but wouldn't FIFA officials have made more bribe money if they had re-opened the bidding? I'm actually surprised they didn't use this as an opportunity to get bribed again.

Dan Gilbert probably had a hand in the subprime mortgage crisis and it is a petty shithead of the highest order and he's still about 10,000 times more likeable than Dan Snyder.

Yes, we really need to get more shit that Incarcerated Bob made up thrown around on the internet!

+1 Mahalo

Spurrier already said he's got a job waiting for him at SC if he wants it, which is great. Aside from Spurrier himself, nobody's done more for that program than Lattimore the past few years. He's as beloved as they come in Columbia.

It drives me crazy that the NCAA won't just cave and let this middle ground be the answer.

Your capitalization suggests you're a graduate of Louisiana-Monroe.

The money is certainly a good point, and I agree that it's exponentially more than 99+% of all 24 year olds have made. As a big fan of his, though, I imagine he'd give it all back to play one game. Dude is as passionate as they come.

#truth

Never said that, but you can't say his education was "free" when the process by which he got it cost him both ACL's and any chance of the NFL career that was clearly ahead of him (dude tore both ACL's and was still a 4th round pick, you don't get that if you aren't a special player). You can't predict injuries and…

would have made a lot more if he hadn't blown both ACL's playing for free.

His "free education" cost him the career he should have had after it.

Later in the same article you learn that, at 48, he just learned this year how to use a dishwasher. A Schiano man washes dishes by hand until his hands bleed, then washes the blood off the dishes with his tongue.

pic or it didn't happen (my god I want to see that)

How many thumbs down did he give her titties? over/under 3.5

Halloween 2005: Freshman year of college, I made a road trip to Ohio University to visit a girl I knew from summer camp. Wearing a hand-made Quailman costume (complete with underwear over shorts and a belt around my head), I made the wise decision to funnel about half a solo cup of 151 a "the hockey house" and then…

I pretty much knew that, but damn your commenter name is fitting.

So are we all agreeing not to talk about the Steve Nash divorce rumor? That's fine, I guess, but I figured that's as Shit List-worthy as "not dunking"