I'm glad to see the locker room photos, that on-field celebration was the least enthusiastic one I've ever seen. I've witnessed lawyers winning boring cases more pumped up than those guys looked.
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Back in my day our football hazing only consisted of having to exit the bed of one moving pick-up truck on the DC Beltway at 60+mph and climb into another without dying! These kids are animals!
Chicago cab drivers are despicable individuals. "Oh the card reader isn't working and I took you 3 miles in the wrong direction, how about I drive you to a sketchy ATM with the meter running and you can pay me in cash that I won't claim on my taxes. No? I'll drop you off on the side of the Dan Ryan Expressway then."
Kim Kardashian's fame was planned, therefore porny.
The injury itself bummed me out, but this comment made it dusty in here. It's been a long time since I was young enough to be as big a fan of a player as I could as a kid. Most pro athletes are younger than me now and they all just feel more human. Even this tiny glimpse into what childhood fandom was like made me…
It's a shame the Mets didn't make the playoffs, Bartolo's boobs can tell if it's already raining.
Anyone know how RedZone figures into the TV deals for CBS and Fox? The NBC and ESPN games are unaffected because RedZone only shows the 1pm and 4pm (Eastern) Sunday games , but you'd think they'd rather have people watching their broadcasts (with commercials) than watching RedZone (without commercials) all day instead.
Did you accidentally substitute "Deadspin" for "Cardinals Fans?
"That's nothin" - John McSherry
I hope the players know their passwords to gain Access to their new devices.
this shit right here is what's been missing from the Deadspin comment section since the Kinja revolution. Well done.
Elite comment.
That guy either has too many teeth or they're aligned wrong but either way I'm going to have nightmares about that mouth, and they might not even anything to do with him covering up an alleged sexual assault and finding it a laughing matter.
I really don't give a shit about this.
I could punt a football 70+ yards and hit exactly the spot I want to.
dick drawing
What if my B sample shows that I don't read Reddit?
Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"
The Seahawks logo should be much higher up, possibly right above the Pats logo, but this is otherwise pretty accurate