In 2005 when I was barely 18 (maybe 3 days before I left for college) I got a reckless driving citation on the Beltway in Fairfax County, VA (where I grew up). It was about 4am and I was driving a drunk friend home from a party I had also attended (where I had stopped drinking several hours earlier but probably still…

yeah, I didn't mean so much "call him on it" as much as telling him "I got really into reading Kissing Suzy Kolber a couple years ago and made fun of you on twitter to the point where you blocked me. I probably deserved it. Sorry about that, dude. [insert offer for a citrusy beer here]"

he blocked me too. I recently ran into him in person (very nice dude) in a place where I think I will be running into him routinely, and I almost want to bring it up with him.

it really captures the spirit of the list.

The only 30 rack you can get in South Carolina! Plus, the cans are purple for quick heating! The #1 beer of pledges who do not realize they will soon be hazed for trying to bring Beer 30 to a frat party.

Shawn Springs, maybe? Yeah you're probably better off just getting a t-shirt.

They're the Red Sox Pinkhats of the NFL.

Oh I've been to one. I tried not to make eye contact with anybody or look at their bodies for too long. It's like watching football at America's scariest biker bar.

You are not part of the team, you paid $150 (or whatever the jersey costs) plus the price of admission to get drunk and watch other people be part of the team in a deafening outdoor screamhole.

Kids aside, it's problematic enough for a grown person to wear any jersey, let alone one that costs $150, is ugly as shit and doesn't even support a specific player (and the Seahawks have many fun ones to choose from, as evidenced by several of the other guys on that list).

Can anyone please explain to me why the #12 Fan jersey is not the most obnoxious/terrible thing an NFL fan can wear? The Packers "owner" gear might be in the running as well.

Don't be shocked when the head of the PSC suddenly becomes a Board of Directors member at Comcast and is replaced by a former TWC Executive.

I'll be honest, I was paycheck-to-paycheck, or close to it, from 2009-earlier this year (first 5 years out of college). This was somewhat expected, as I've lived in NYC since 2010, but I didn't really break out of it until I got a pretty substantial raise back in March. The biggest spending mistake I made repeatedly…

Front Office Jam, starring Michael Jordan, Larry Bird and James Dolan as Elmer Fudd

Gonna have to fap left handed for a couple weeks. Godspeed.

please tell us what company you work for, or at least if it's one that operates in NYC.

"the ones who tell you "it's cancelled" and then you get a bill a month later and find out it never was" PLEASE tell us what company you work for so I know never to get involved with them.

if each "page" is just an iphone screen worth of texts, that's not very much.

You forgot the Oddibe McDowell Memorial "This is so Stupid" tag

Oscar Robertson is still alive.