If hockey truly wants to grow beyond it’s niche status (and is serious about safety), they would get rid of this. It isn’t even that hard - just eject the participants and suspend repeat/egregious offenders, like every other sport. You do this in baseball, football, or basketball and you get more than 5 minutes of…

On one hand, yeah, that's probably the right call. On the other, fuck the fucking Bruins.

Yeah, but that would be raw, athletic guns, jewelry, and money. Markakis simply had gritty, hard-working, gym rat guns, jewelry, and money.

The headline would have read “NBA PLAYER SHOT BY POLICE WHILE BURGLARIZING HIS OWN HOME”

I’m sure the commentary on this would be the exact same if it were a black NBA player who was found to have $20,000, expensive jewelry, and five guns stolen from his home.

Just going to speak into the void and once again state my opinion that fighting in the NHL has no value, is entirely antithetical to player safety, and is a detriment to the overall quality of the game.

Strippers with pubic hair?

I would even say there’s a good chance he ‘owns’ one of these places. When I say ‘owns’ I mean purchased with Russian cash, as he doesn’t actually have money.

The question you have to ask about this sort of public altercation is if that dude felt comfortable enough to wrestle his phone away from his wife physically IN PUBLIC, in full view of other people, what the fuck does he do in private?

For real, the slow realization that she probably straight up supports the genocide against the Rohingya is pretty sad.

Turns out she wasn’t actually against the Burmese junta, just that she wasn’t a part of it.

How has this guy not been invited to Mar-a-Lago yet?

The Anti-Rex Ryan

First thing he bought with his money was an amusement park, because now they HAVE to let him ride the rollercoasters.  Next stop was a shopping spree at Armani Kids.  He really is living on top of the world now, his previous high was when he successfully climbed a chair to get to the cookies on the top shelf.  What a…

“Really, the only question here is: How the hell did a guy this out of control keep his job at Ohio State for so long?”
 

Mar-A-Largo?

“For the Tebow himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Tebow will rise first. Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Tebow in the air, and so we will…

Who’d have thought a guy who looks like Orrin Hatch on androstenedione would be so angrily incoherent?

Is his editor the ghost of Rudyard Kipling?

If only Mary could turn back time, and not have posted the tweet, accepted the job, or become a horrible person who is sort of stupid for being unable to see the point of Kaepernick’s protest.