If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

Right?  At first I thought it was a woman feeling up his abs but then I saw it was a dude...

Francesa, whether in his fictitious character or as himself, declaring that as “the dumbest fuckin’ bet I’ve ever heard of” pretty much guarantees that bet is going to hit.

I mean, going to the cops like this would be a massive risk even in a real city. In a place like State College, PN? Might as well go ahead and put the bullet in the back of your head yourself while you’re at it. How absolutely naïve to think the local keystone kops would be on your side.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

You’re a fucking tool, bro.  

Somebody's white uncle would like you to know it was Hillary, sir.

“The public should take encouragement when someone is in a stolen vehicle they’re not going to get very far,” he said.

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

He’s the only radio voice I’ve ever known. I like him, but I genuinely don’t know how much of that is Stockholm syndrome.

So, we’re all in agreement that:

I eagerly await this true patriot being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in the very near future. 

Hey dipshit, I’m a well-off Calgarian and a huge number of us are livid at this. Get fucked.

“I kept my underwear on during the massage. I don’t like massages particularly.”

When you have the credentials in your hand, as it is shown in other videos, and you are still pushed back by said hardass, yeah, fuckin go for it.  There’s camera’s all over that place, if the cop clearly provokes in the incident, it will come out and there won’t be any charges.  Go jerk off to End of Watch again, yah…

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

McAvoy and Anderson hugged in the post game line and Mike Emrick sounded like he needed a tissue and maybe a cigarette.

It was very surreal.  Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.