Oh my god shut the fuck up. Do you realize how fucking absurd you look whining about the oh-so-unfair treatment of how fans of a particular sports team are treated?  Christ. 

Well, it’s right up there in the ‘Recommended Stories’ section.

Imagine seeing something so inconsequential in the grand scheme of things and taking it so seriously that you throw beer in someone’s face and give them the finger.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

That jersey just asked why people can’t just obey the cop’s instructions.

Additionally, the popularity of Tesla has forced every other car maker on the planet to create new electric models up to the point of some announcing plans to quit making internal combustion engines.

What have you done to reduce game-day traffic at Dodger’s Stadium!?

I dunno, but I’m there’s some unwritten baseball rule about carpooling that will be broken here. 

Here’s another thing- the Pledge of Allegiance, singing the National Anthem, and respecting the flag were never meant to be mindless worship of the military, service members, and veterans. (Who I respect very much, my dad was a vet; they get two national holidays a year.)

Every single person with the last name “Trump”.

Mother would also disapprove.

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

What is the line on the Quadfecta?

I know, right? It’s completely destroyed the high esteem I had for Ted Nugent.

Didn’t this same group just have a Southern, cargo-panted, shirt optional fight at a charity cornhole tournament?

He came in through the bathroom, Winslow
Protected by a silver spoon
But now he soldiers on and wanders
By the mobile homes of her own lagoon

Hi Barbara!

Pardon me?