Jesus, I have seen smaller collars on R Kelly’s girlfriends.

Hail to the bus driver,

Don’t think there’s enough electricity in the universe to enact justice on Benz and Bimmer drivers........

So how many fewer Trump 2020 voters does that make? Plus, you have fireworks season coming up! That’ll eradicate at least another 2 dozen or so.

Since 1985, motherfuckers! I still smart at the fact that they changed from Hebrew National to the Kirkland Signature ones at my local Costco. Not the same ratio of salt to lips and assholes. Still though, 6 quarters!

It would have been much more appropriate for Duke staff to listen to the dulcet tones of Lil Scrappy Duke burning to ashes with all its administrators inside.

While I don’t disagree, we had to get to a point where said asshole was a legit candidate in people’s eyes. I see him more of a product of the times than the cause.

That ... still sounds more interesting than Francesa.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

Steve Bannon forgot his hair gel.

“......studied real estate at MIT and Harvard”

ARod is a better human being.

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Next step: Whatever Dean oversaw that medical center. Then the board of trustees, except for the one dude who got in front early. Then anyone in the counseling department who brushed even one of these women off. Then the head of the counseling department.

Then the asshole in that stupid Spartan costume. Just because.

Oh wow, someone must have just told her what’s been going on!

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

What was Marge Schott? I think that is the most accurate physical comparison.

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*

Or sound out a long word.