All radio call-ins should be subjected to heightened scrutiny and forced medication.

If ever people needed a reason to support Brexit.

born inbred* Ohioan

So...we’re thinking, like, Month 7 of the Trump Presidency?

Labor forgets its class consciousness sometimes, but capital never does.

Oh, believe me, I am 100% subscribing to the theory that there was more than one asshole in this confrontation. James Dolan being a weird, petty asshole is a given. I just can say with almost as much certainty that this other fellow was an asshole too. I feel like in our society, we often try to ascribe labels of…

Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

Geert the fuck out of here.

Sure. The death penalty is the ultimate form of premeditated murder and it doesn’t deter anybody from premeditated crimes. Also, the three drug cocktail is horrific. Look up that issue.

Should have gone with “Police Action Machine” or “International Incident Machine,” so it was more ambiguous.

Like 9/11, Wahlberg would have stopped this from happening. But his child was sick.

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

Top row L to R: guy who never gets laid, guy who never gets laid, girl who never gets laid, guy who never gets laid

The same could be said of Charles Oakley if you replace Steelers fans with Knicks fans.

“I could not pull them away from him, no matter how hard I tried.”

Or he’s a creep preying on a student, and his behavior was entirely unprofessional and would get most people fired from a normal business.

wow what an unbelievably bad take.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

The players say they like Kiffin, even if he does talk a little fast.