And little Wayne Gretzky never forgot that valuable lesson for the rest of his career........And now you know......the rest of the story.

Exactly, this is where you need to start playing dirty. Want a road improvement? 2 miles from the stadium build a big ass statue of the braves, and place it in the middle of the road, blocking all but 1 lane. It’s still a road, as traffic can get by, and it’s been improved by this big ass statue, and also it…

Is it true that you have a KellyAnne Conway RealDoll(tm)?

You know how long it takes to unlace one of those things?

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

Nah, he’s taking a lesson from PEOTUS and keeping everyone in suspense until the last minute. Plus, it takes time to get all the FEMA coffins trucked into place, the internment camps built in the Mojave, and the contracts lined up with the scrap steel recyclers for all the grabbed guns.

You are working harder for a rebound than the Knicks.

He could have walked away. He was in zero danger.

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a stadium brawl with someone wearing lapels...

but at least it produces more highlights than road racing.

Watching him debate Elizabeth Warren is going to make Trump look like Socrates

Didn’t expect to hear about a coach blowing an 11 outside of Penn State

And if we hadn’t utterly and completely fucked the Germans with reparations after WWI, there would have been no Hitler, no Nazi party and no takeover of France, so pointing at a military win when diplomacy was abused is pointless.

You try running while looking the other way.

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

It never mattered if they win or lost, as long as they stood for the Anthem. Good job, guys!

Ok so he’s a cutter. Thank god LaRoche got his kid out of there before he picked up the habit.