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Think they’ll find motors in any of those bags?

I’m getting this tattooed on my wrist today at 2pm.

Those girls were flat. Flat as the plane of the Kansas plains, this plain-spoken plainsman explained.

Well, at least one person in that photo is tight-lipped.

What if Peter King, David Brooks and Thomas Friedman traveled to and fro throughout America in a mustard yellow 1987 Volvo power wagon solving mysteries together?

Saban is the CEO of a football factory. Guys play for him to win championships and get to the NFL. I’m pretty sure he puts the shareholders ahead of the worker bees just like all good CEOs. He would have shut this strike down before it ever got started with threats of ruining the career of anyone who participated.

$20,000 isn’t that much. That’s what a cheerleader would earn in about 25 seasons worth of home games and charity events and calendar shoots and calendar promotion and media appearances and corporate bookings.

Surprising that Bartolo Colon’s contract allows him to do this sort of thing on his off days.

What does that matter? he was off side. Should he be able to stand by the net as long he wasn’t part of the play? gimme a break.

Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday:

Looks more like Star from Star and Buc Showalter.

Shallow wisdom compared to Sofia Coppola, who's been phoning it in for decades.

To make the experience as lifelike as possible, residents of the 'village' will be required to give interviews to attendees eighteen hours a day, and the loss of their job/home if park executives feel like going in a different direction.

So, in other words, junior hockey has a better system than the NCAA.

I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

His behavior in inexplicable; it's almost as if an entire nation has been telling him that he is its most special boy since he was 8 years old. Surely that didn't happen.

Anyone else think that this footprint logo is stupid? Is that supposed to be a Sasquatch footprint?

Let me just hit you with some other things white civilization has produced:

These Olympic athletes are so strong. I can't imagine what it's like to have known someone that has died.