“envision” is a funner word and makes this guy a funner writer.

Would like to see her play in a match against Trump--for the Presidency.

They’re not working hard enough to fill the prisons that have yet to be built. And yet, they are heroes.

Betting that the pickup/SUV is black.

Fine, fine work—I was hoping you had made this:

I know that one’s abilities have nothing to do with one’s looks, but Holy. Fucking. Shit.

O.K. Question: So she wasn’t able to blow up our country?

She probably doesn’t know he was anti-Nazi. She knows that a great injustice was done to the Germans by the Russians sometime in the past.

I’m all in favor of giving Lynn McHale a full-time job mining taconite on the great Iron Range.

More depth in your analysis—they are ruining the country, not just trying to.

Three illegal immigrants delivering pizzas 18 hours a day on ebikes could totally demolish this gaggle of potential customers in about four minutes. I’m not too worried about what will happen when Trump refuses to call elections.

To say nothing of the guys with pockets full of pills for sale.

I think they’ve been blown off in some “accidental misfirings” involving that gun, or one of the 550 others she owns.

One of the first genuine Soviet operatives to run for the U. S. Senate.

Best Francesca impression ever.

It’s funny, but some guys can ride a bike faster than other guys. Also, this same thing just happened at the Dauphine with Geraint Evans being led back to the front by his Sky teammates, and no one would ever dream of accusing Sky of...

Please, snow “machine”.

Fun to go back and read the comments on what a great guy he was.

He ever gets that close to her again, she’s going to put a knife in his neck.

This is the Jack Sock Era of American Men’s Tennis—enjoy it while you can.