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The obvious solution is for all us bitches to start down-voting the piss-poor movies that don’t pass the Bechdel test(yes, all those ones you didn’t rate but watched on HBO because whatever you’re paying for it anyway, might as well or because your s/o wanted to watch it or your brother or whatever who cares). Let’s

When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

I miss the comments on I Thee Dread, I liked reading all the wedding drama and the "who had the cheapest wedding" faceoffs. I also really miss the cake pictures.

I know I say this on every wedding-related post but you guys I miss I Thee Dread :(

Clearly they didn’t photoshop all the “crap” out- you can still hear the song! Hey-o!!

Smells like a publicity stunt to me.

The New Yorker article is calling the mall in Edina the first indoor shopping center. But the actual one is in Appleton Wisconsin. AND WIKIPEDIA CONFIRMS IT. South land opened in October of 1956 and Valleyfair opened in March of 1955. SUCK IT NEW YORKER. APPLETON! APPLETON! APPLETON! YOU CAN SUCK IT TOO MINNESOTA!

There is a lot to unpack here.

Always awkward when that happens. No, no, Susan, I just find this spreadsheet HILARIOUS. Its little calculations and adorable formulas and oh so perfect columns and rows - squeeeeee! I love Excel!

Plot twist: Nate is failing his classes because he spends his nights trolling local parks and killing transients with a hammer. You know, typical stuff.

The Potomac referenced in the title is a very high SES enclave in Maryland. These women do not live in the river.

Undoubtedly, but she seems to have made a number of poor choices. Running out of gas, leaving the car/road, wandering into the desert, getting lost, losing her dog...

“’Age doesn’t mean inability, it can mean wisdom,’ she said.”

I get that. I mean no one writes articles that are like “Cara Delevigne, stick figure shaped model, said...” I feel like describing people’s size/shape is lazy writing. The English language has a LOT more adjectives that can be attributed to someone’s personality, intellect, etc.

No, you did not call her fat — and I didn’t imply you did.

I guarantee a research editor pointed this out, was shut down by Leive (notoriously uncompromising with researchers) and said researcher is being handed her ass right now. This is not too difficult to figure out and any first year fact checker knows “plus-size = (insert what Cindi defines as plus-size) / Amy Schumer =

I couldn’t believe what I saw when she was on Live With Regis and Kelly and Kelly made Christina stand up next to her under the guise of look how tiny my boobs are when we know Kelly wanted everyone to see how cute and tiny she is.

i never said she was fat, she is not. By curvy i mean that she has big chest and hips. I do think she is stunning

Nope - don’t call her “curvy” either.

ughhh she is just very curvy.