Ha, my husband and I poop in front of each ore all the time, especially when camping “hey, could you hold the lantern up high while I poop in this dark bug infested outhouse? Thanxbabe!”

I feel the same way! But it just kind of happened naturally with my boyfriend, we both always have shut the door when we poop. I usually shut the door when I pee, but he usually leaves the door open. I’m fine with that, but I’m not really going out of my way to actually go in the bathroom when he’s peeing! We go to…

No. You are fine. At no point (in my control) will I use the restroom with my significant other in there.

I mean hold out as long as you can. But if you only have one bathroom. Inevitably someone will have to poop while the other is in the shower, and then all bets are off.

I’ve been with husband for 21 years. He waltzes in the bathroom whenever. There’s no more mystery. But at the beginning? Yeah, it was different. If you guys are serious, you need to be more comfortable with normal bodily functions.

I’ve been in the bathroom while he poops and vice versa....

Been in both where we peed in front of one another and my current one (a marriage) where we shut the door. But it’s a small apartment so we can hear one another, you know?

It’s our first anniversary tomorrow! I’m so happy. We’re going to have such a nice day together, and I’m just thrilled. I just bought some champagne and a card with his favorite animal on it. :) I’m going to make him whipped cream in the morning, and he will be so excited! What’s your favorite way to celebrate your…

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

They are probably just cogs in a very bad machine. I feel like that many people are not responsible. So yeah, scapegoat probably. Number seems high.

Uh, because playing Russian roulette with one’s genitals is pretty freaking stupid...

They do. That’s why I never go anywhere where I’m required to be nude in public because “nervousness boners” totally happen and my greatest fear is that it will happen to me and it won’t just be a nightmare.

I know it happens but...how often? GUYS. THE LADIES WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR BONERS FOR ONCE.

I get tortured prose like this all the time from my college students. In fact, I had a finals grading flashback as I read the excerpt.

“You guyssssss, I just dropped four hits of acid and had a revelation about gender politics that will blow your fragile little minds!"

Who loves dry cleaning THAT much? I once knew a family who had money (turns out from fraud but whatevs) and they had an employee whose only job was to do all their ironing. I could get on board with that. I love ironed sheets. Not enough to fuck that guy though.

She already explained that.....if she had to pay for her dry-cleaning it would ruin her budget!

When you feel truly guilty about something, that feeling is usually accompanied by shame and profound embarrassment. You can’t even think about what you did without feeling like shit. You would never joke about it. When you truly fuck up and feel super guilty, in any situation, you don’t make jokes about it like “Lol…

they’re projecting their own mindset onto trans kids.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure girl scouts goes up to age 18. So they could be talking about 16-year-olds, not 12.