Tomatoes and cucumber? That Copenhagen breakfast is positively Turkish.

Yeah, I hate his politics and attitude, but he helped the fuck out of the city by founding the Guardian Angels in the 70s.

It also does nothing but hurt schools who have really turned their shit out in the recent past. My school was always good, but in recent years has made dramatic investments in infrastructure, financial aid, and tenuring professors which has caused the acceptance rates to plummet, donations to start rolling in, and the…

What if the company won’t say who gave them the reference? I had a situation wherein I provided several non-managerial references and was given an offer, and since I was transferring internally to another school at the university where I worked, they had to get formal permission to hire me from my then-current…

It doesn’t always help, though, when you’re trying to transfer internally and your current manager needs to give your future manager permission to hire you but instead shittalks you so that the new job rescinds the offer on your last day at your current job leaving you unemployed and suicidal. Fuck you, Anna.

Really? Because nearly every woman I’ve ever worked with goes with flip flops/barefoot at her desk and just wears heels for show. Also, you can wear flats, can you not?

7-7:25 - Hitting snooze and playing with my cat if she’s in my room

But then you have a 5 o’clock shadow when you wake up :(.

I’m a single guy who lives with a roommate, and we both like to cook. She tends to buy for the impending apocalypse—our freezer is overrun with bags of frozen veggies, there are days when you can’t close some of the cabinets, and I’m relegated to one shelf in the cupboards because my cooking habits ebb and flow while…

What do you find to be the best way to slice on one of those? I always end up with a gash on my hand from going too hard.

This is exactly the article I needed right now to stay on top of my efforts to eat well and be more active (I refuse to call it a “diet” because that means there’s a specific plan in place other than just wanting to be overall healthier). I actually might cry, yes homo. Thank you so much for this clear picture of ups…

What goes on in the stacks of Butler Library are generally thought to be scenes out of An Erotic Life if undergrads are to be believed.

Do you know when exactly(-ish) it should be coming? The only place that would stock it is my local beer distributor which is a huge hassle to get to, so I'd like to be somewhat sure before I haul ass across the hills of upper Manhattan for that delicious, delicious nectar.

Oh my god, thank you. I bought Dove bodywash for men (not sure why it was for men except the label was blue, but there were no dicks in the bottle or anything) a few years ago and it was by far the worst hygiene product I've ever purchased. The smell was repulsive and I never, ever felt clean. I just felt washed.

People of Hunt is the correct term.

My dad has worked for maybe 45,000 dealerships in my lifetime because he quits every three weeks. I don't know what kind of garbage that makes him, but it definitely makes him garbage.

FINALLY, having Sprint pays off.

Do you get benefits?

It’s been replaced by moms calling and leaving a voicemail that goes “Hi, it’s me. Call me back, I have something to ask you.” And the something they ask you is what time your train is when you come visit, so it’s now taken approximately 1000% longer to get to the point than “what time is your train love you c u soon”

I don’t think he’s ever had to examine that he’s so smug. Newton —> Harvard —> network writer’s room by 26 will definitely instill that entitlement in you.