Thank you! This certainly does look great for ...other perishables.

Thank you! This certainly does look great for ...other perishables.

“WHAT? YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY JOBS AND MONEY FROM THESE DUKE KIDS TO KEEP THEM IN A LIBERAL IVORY TOWER FOR FOUR YEARS? COMMIE CONSTITUTION HATE AMERICA JOBS OBAMACARE”—her colleagues

What you just wrote makes zero sense and my life is too fulfilling (read: completely empty) to continue defending my opinion of a bad television show that neither of us watch and that you've now said you don't care about in like four consecutive whiny posts. Give it a goddamn fucking rest and leave me the fuck alone.…

I'm really into the show and follow all the forums, etc., and you should hear the way the people freak out anytime a well-known queen is cast. Like, can't we find some amazing talent that we don't already know about?

I feel like we're soulmates, tbh. Just don't ask LL Cool J (NOT Jimmy Fallon, as it has been pointed out to me several times) to officiate the wedding.

I agree!

Oh my god leave me the fuck alone. We have different opinions about a bad television show. Let it go at this point.

Me: *opinion*

It’s possible that I’m not being “willfully obtuse,” I hope you realize, and really do think this show is a heaping pile of useless shit. I see no value in watching famous people pretend to perform when the only grab is that they’re famous. They’re not even involved with the songs at all, unlike artists who lip sync…

No, I really don’t understand it. I think it’s stupid. Sorry if you work on the show or something, but it’s probably the dumbest thing on television right now.

Eh *shrug*. I’d rather watch people who get paid to lipsync for a living than some gimmick from a terrible talk show.

Why does this show even exist? RuPaul’s Drag Race has people that do it way, way better and there’s no Jimmy Fallon.

OMG I want to meet her. Mine definitely likes her own space, but not most of the time. She likes all of the petting to be "her" idea, though. She's 15-16 now and pretty confident that she knows what she wants. I actually used to HATE cats because I wanted one exactly like the one I have now and just never found her. I…

Assuming that there actually is one, yes. I know that in my first job after college, I was paid substantially less than the woman who occupied the position before me.

You’re welcome! <3 <3 <3

Very true. And makeup, etc. is definitely more of a hassle than the 30 minutes I spend showering and getting dressed in the morning, but I know I’ll be griping again when I’m drenched in a few months :P.

Kathy Bates in Titanic taught me all I need to know about fancy place settings: start from the outside and work your way in. Hasn't failed yet!

Uh, I work in communications and marketing. Like 30% of my job is setting up and tearing down events and designing the Life Event memorabilia.

Thank you, it was.

Actually, I was the lowest paid member on my team, and when I tried to switch to a different department that paid a few thousand more because I was being psychologically abused by my supervisor, she spoke to the hiring manager and got my offer revoked on the last day of working for her, which led to me having no job…