I don't follow FUTBOL but Allez Les Bleus!

Clearly someone hasn't heard of "Ass Tulip in Full Bloom."

As a person who is Jewish and gay, you are my ideal partner. Do you have a queer brother by any chance?

Coming out at work is such a strange concept to me. I personally wouldn't, and haven't, said anything about my being gay because it's irrelevant to my job and I would have no idea how to even do it in the first place. Like, do you put a meeting on everyone's calendar and when they get to the conference room bring out…

I literally cannot comprehend how you can rape someone. To paraphrase Seinfeld, both people need to turn the key. Sex with just one person's consent exists, and it's called masturbation. More than that and no one gets to call the shots; all for one and one for all.

I think according to the Rules of Order of Jezebel, the existence of this post makes you an MRA, Drew. Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you!

She's really cute and very funny, yes.

Paul Rudd in "I Love You Man" perfectly sums up how I leave voicemails.

Just like Bennett on OITNB!

Dip is SO FUCKING GROSS. I can understand the allure of smoking, but how does one start chewing tobacco? Eeesh.

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My sister makes $69.69 an hour working from home >..

Seriously. What kind of jabroni doesn't do that? People these days, man.

I only take it the next morning when I have the headache. Also, I'm okay with damaging my kidneys, liver, and stomach because hopefully it means I'll die by 30.

There's no better hangover cure in my experience than two Excedrin, a freshly packed bowl, and a big-ass bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.

As someone who lives in Washington Heights, this statement is 120% accurate.

What struck me the most here other than the horribleNESS of it all was omg, can ANYONE on that website spell?!

Sometimes when I think about the fact that feminism is still a super powerful movement, it makes me really sad, because it indicates that the work toward achieving what shouldn't even need fixing (that people are treated unequally in the first place) isn't over and that somehow, after years and years of simply stating…

I think he's frighteningly unattractive. I get uncomfortable and squirm looking at him.

This is what I'm currently doing. My 12-course master's will take me about five years, but it. is. so. worth. it.