This gay guy has a huge boner for both Mac and Charlie, in that order.

Except when it comes to websites. That's when I do my best work!

Question, and I hope it's taken as a legitimate one, because it's not meant to be trolling:

I lived with Computer Science majors in college (all had non-CS girlfriends). They spent half their time procrastinating on the projects that were already months behind and the other half circle jerking over who got/was going to get the biggest offer from Microsoft/Sun/Apple/Google.

Yeah, fuck all those classes that make you a well-rounded person like literature, history, music, art, and languages.

Ding ding ding!

We can pickle that!

I was a junior in HS, taking a break from AP/SAT studying to BAWL MY EYES OUT FOR LIKE 72 STRAIGHT HOURS BEFORE AND AFTER.

Good for her.

No, I was never fooled into thinking that someone named Shailene was anything other than inbred.

So this Zach Braff movie is just Garden State + 10 years? So now he's a 36-year-old whiny bitch?

Yes. I would need $13,500, or ~3 months salary, but yes. Absolutely.

Does anyone know where I can find a lightning-to-HDMI cable that isn't like $50?

Gap/Banana Republic/Old Navy each send a 20-40% off coupon like, three times a day. Thanks for the three pairs of shorts for $40 that retails for $150, Gap Inc.!

Anyone who has a beard is an MRA.

Literally everything about this person is The Fucking Worst. There's nothing else to say.

I hope this isn't a real comment, but if it is, "their wouldn't shouldn't" makes no sense and you're horrible. You state something as "preferable" like it's a fact. I'm happy being alone and would "prefer" to be that way, so what do you have to say to those who don't want partners?

I'm guessing your poor English skills are the reason you were only working two days a week.

Speaking of YouTube stuff, AdBlockPlus on Chrome has completely stopped working on all of my devices (PC and MacBook Pro). Is there something up?

They're all doing meth and banging each other before they hit middle school. Source: Chemical Toilet.