Gap/Banana Republic/Old Navy each send a 20-40% off coupon like, three times a day. Thanks for the three pairs of shorts for $40 that retails for $150, Gap Inc.!

Anyone who has a beard is an MRA.

Literally everything about this person is The Fucking Worst. There's nothing else to say.

I hope this isn't a real comment, but if it is, "their wouldn't shouldn't" makes no sense and you're horrible. You state something as "preferable" like it's a fact. I'm happy being alone and would "prefer" to be that way, so what do you have to say to those who don't want partners?

I'm guessing your poor English skills are the reason you were only working two days a week.

Speaking of YouTube stuff, AdBlockPlus on Chrome has completely stopped working on all of my devices (PC and MacBook Pro). Is there something up?

They're all doing meth and banging each other before they hit middle school. Source: Chemical Toilet.

And yet this still does nothing to dispel the rumors that Colin Kaepernick is so, so gay.

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On pure death toll, I'd say that conservative Christians are doing worse.

I wish Chris Hayes would dish out a smackdown in the bedroom with me. He pings so hard.

I went to college in Boston and man, it was just so great. I pretended I didn't like the accent, but hot damn I love it. I once gave a lifelong Bostonian the opportunity to be the dominant one and tell me how much better the Red Sox and Boston were than my team (Yankees, born and raised) and city (NYC). He wasn't into…

It's my not-so-secret fantasy to hook up with a straight Boston bro. Something about literally everything about them being horrible makes each negative quality almost negate each other.

I almost exclusively book from work. I stalk prices at home until they're where I want them, then pounce when there's a perfect confluence of my available funds + their rates. I do it first thing when I get in and it brightens the rest of my day because fuck this desk, I'm gonna be in [place] in [x] days.

Sounds like Ms. Gupta is going through her stoner infancy.

People who drink carbonated urine are the worst.

When I was a 21-year-old fageleh, all I wanted to fuck were guys 35+. In fact, five years later, thta's still my preference.

I blame Bloomberg and other white people for making me live that far up anyway, so, cool.

What about the Manhattan dweller that doesn't venture below 59th Street? Because fuck if I'm going to get on the A at 190 and pay twice as much for what the same shit will cost up in Inwood.

But can you order it on Seamless?