God isn't real, just FYI.

Oh man, no way! I need those sounds for when I'm definitely not trying to figure out if my headphones are in immediately prior to definitely not watching Xtube.

The snowboarders, of course, prefer the full pipe.

Wasn't there just a Beyoncé song about this?

Well said! I know now they're trying to put the word out more and let students know the extend of confidentiality so they'll be less afraid to report something, but until there are real consequences put in place and examples made of offenders, I'm afraid things won't change much.

Not sure when you were there, but they give a required-attendance presentation at orientation now.

The things I want to do to Pornstache. And his brother. God damn the genetics in that family, man.

Chrome on Mac, iTunes on Mac/iPhone, VLC for all video.

Always happy to help if you need a rogue contributor :).

Awesome! Could you please bring back The Stoner Channel from Andrew Tarantola? Gizmodo, free the beast!

No.

I don't really care about football other than thinking Aaron Rodgers is handsome, and apparently a player for my team, but I would love nothing more for a Broncos-Seahawks Super Bowl. The weed jokes that would come out of that game. Man.

Yeah, right? I'm more pissed that I can't spend the first half of my vacation high as fuck. And only one of my friends from home has his own place, and he lives above a cop, so...boo.

I don't think I could ever have sex at my mom's house. The neighborhood is so quiet at night that you can hear every. single. noise. the house makes. I was even worried when I hit puberty that there would be telltale signs of specialalonetime at night and then we would have to TALK ABOUT IT. Thankfully, the sturdy…

Aaron Rodgers is devilishly sexy?

Simone Biles, gymnast, who went from virtual obscurity to four-time world medalist (two golds) in her first year as a senior athlete, winning the all-around by a huge margin and debuting a never-before-seen skill in the process. But she's not signed to a multimillion-dollar contract, so that explains it. I really hate…

I believe you meant it's ***Flawless.

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! I want to play ***Flawless for my 4-year-old niece on repeat so she feels empowered. I should probably wait like, 10 years, but goddamn, goddamn.

FWIW, Border Collies are only aggressive when they're protecting their owners. They're also (arguably) the most intelligent breed and do well with tons of alone time. They're not for a little kid to take care of, no, but a really, really great pet to have. Except for the shedding in the summer. God, the shedding.

Well, bollocks. ;)