What do we call them now that being "kind of a Baldwin" is more of an insult than a compliment?

I think the assumption is that EVERYONE watches porn.

Jerking off on the moon would have the potential for the solar system's greatest facial, though.

From from from.

Ah, yes, but from whom did she steal this song from?

Nobody likes the second Becky.

Regarding jobs on resumes that may seem like jobhops, is it ever appropriate to discuss turnover in an interview? For example, my second job post-college (I worked one job from 2009-2011 and then this one from 2011-2012) was prestigious, but my tenure was only thirteen months because it was a psychologically abusive…

Just as long as you don't try to make me bang this baby.

Is your username a Charlie reference? If so, I'll have sex with you.

Jamie, did you find that OA was heavy-handed on God as AA tends to be? I've been thinking of checking out the program, but am a staunch atheist and don't want to have to feel I'm going through the motions to recovery by "acknowledging a higher power" and asking a mythical being for serenity, etc.

But what will Lindy West say if you try to take eating disorders away from feminism?

Listen, Ryan Howard is a young, hot man, and Dee Reynolds is a young, hot lady and they're gonna hit it off.

I just want to nuzzle Ed Sheeran all day and all night and convince him to use his talent for good instead of writing songs for One Direction and going on tour with Taylor Swift.

This clip makes me bawl every. damn. time.

"FUCK OFF."—Lindy West

I hate Sandra Bullock. That is all.

Wow, Lindy West managed to write a post that didn't disparage someone for not being her. Still waiting on the inevitable, caps-lock-laden follow-up about how his same-sex attraction is antifeminist and how he should fuck off.

Wow, Lindy West managed to write a post that didn't disparage anyone for not being her. It's 78 in NYC right now, but it must be -10 in Hell.

You are the lesbian version of me, a gay male who is voting for de Blasio and who deplores Quinn but would be proud to see a member of The Family voted into Gracie Mansion.

Lindy West is mentally unstable and completely ignores common decency if it doesn't directly make her life easier.