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Wait, is Nick Carter gay? I don't get it? My friend was telling me that it was "all but confirmed" last night and I didn't believe it, but that tweet?

I feel worse for the person who has to fill out "Tagg" on every form for his entire life.

You don't need to like Glee, but Lea Michele is an immense talent. Listen to some Spring Awakening and see what she's actually capable of. I've also heard her perform live and she's incredible.

"24 pounds in less than two years."

It's sad that in these two pictures, the person who trains 40 hours a week while eating about 1000 calories a day and is considered to be the best ever at what she does isn't the one making $25 million a year.

Why is this article on Jezebel?

No question (other than will you be my boyfriend?), but I just wanted to say thanks. I copied your NCAA bracket and won the pool in my office.

I tend to upgrade every two years. My last phone was an HTC Evo and the back needed to be held on in order for the battery to stay in (and last for the long, long 2-hour life that a two-year-old Evo has) and then, just three weeks after my two-year anniversary was up, by the grace of the FSM, the iPhone 5 came to

In an interview for an Administrative Assistant position with a medical school, the guy interviewing me said he noticed that I majored in History and asked "Why......arts?" I told him that my subject wasn't a science, so I got a BA instead of a BS and he then asked why I would ever want to get a BA. Needless to say, I

"FUCK OFF I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU"—Lindy West on why you correcting the spelling of the name of one of the most well-known feminist thinkers makes you the worst person evar.

Gloria Steinem*

I still watch this show all the time. Not even Aubrey Plaza can do HRH Daria justice, but she's the closest we have. Daria was my role model growing up. I think I'm too excited about it still. She would not approve.

"Before anybody freaks out and calls you a tokenistic racist who needs to check her ecru privilege at the door"

Taylor is a young woman with a prosperous career built on childish songs about publicity stunt relationships.

My niece has the same features you described re: hair and skin. I will make sure she reads this and teach her to clock whoever does this to her (...when she starts kindergarten next year).

1:04, where he's BUGGIN' OUT over the sock puppet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The closest I've come to thinking a first wouldn't! All I need is Sam Cornwell to be my husband and then, presumably, a host uterus and donor egg.

Yes, exactly. I have a job that I described in the interview process as "the exact position I should be in at this point in my career." I was hired just before I turned 25 (just over a year ago) and would like to be here until at I'm at least 30. I love what I do, but that doesn't mean that it's not more difficult,

Semi-off-topic, but does anyone know how much Tekserve charges to repair/replace the screen on a 13" MacBook Pro? The LCD is fine and the cracks are not deep (nor do I know how they got there, but that's my own fault, I suppose), so it's just the glass covering itself that needs to be replaced.

Jesus Christ, I fucking love her. I need to start watching this show now.