Seth Rogen, does this mean you DO give guys handjobs and just don't do it enough? BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN UP WHERE IS THE LIST LET'S HAVE WONDERFUL BEARDED AND JEWISH HANDBABIES TOGETHER.

Back when rail travel first became prominent enough for middle class citizens to travel cross-country, Native Americans used to set up shop out west by the stations because they were the economic hubs of the time and sold their wares. Except they weren't always actual representations of Native American culture because…

But Laura, the nerd is inferred!

I usually stay away from porters and stouts in favor of pilsners and wheat beers, but SWEET BABY JESUS I FUCKING LOVE PEANUT BUTTER OMG I'M GONNA GAIN 30 POUNDS DRINKING THIS AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT.

I like M.I.A. and all, but why is her music talked about like it's super activist-y? I don't know much other than her bigger songs, but they seem to just be about partying and stuff. She does some activist stuff outside of her music, but what gives?

Because if you're nice enough to her, maybe she'll let you fuck her brother for hours or days or weeks or months and years on end without pause or maybe this is just my fantasy.

You mean what internships are now? Yes.

I think it's hard for any millennial right now to think about "top jobs." "Jobs" is good enough for us.

Kate is (or, hopefully was) a closet smoker, so that could have something to do with her wrinkles.

I love Dirt Bag but that the headlines were a little more SFW. Come on.

That's...horrible. Someone being exceptionally well-rounded should never be a reason not to date them. The fuck. Jesus.

Coulter is the Ann I'd go for if we're being gender inclusive.

Have you ever been to xtube?

Absolutely nowhere did I say that there aren't any feminist bloggers that write about what feminism is and that sexism exists, and absolutely nowhere have I asked whether sexism exists or say that I have never heard of sexism. Also, what would feminist bloggers write about if not what feminism is? That's such a broad…

Two recent interactions with Siri:

The prevailing attitude seems to be: We're only looking to educate people who might already be interested in ending sexism/promoting feminism.

But in either situation, you're demanding that women act a certain way for the benefit of men.

Lindy is not getting paid to teach an introductory course, she is being paid to write about various assigned and pitched topics, on a site that aggregates and recommends similar articles. If I want further information about airplanes, I'll look up other articles on airplanes.

"it's not women's responsibility to take your moist little hand and give you a guided tour through the oppressive, old-timey limitations that circumscribe our lives"

Any chance this will make the new Google Maps move faster than THE SLOWEST THING TO EVER EXIST?