Listen, Ryan Howard is a young, hot man, and Dee Reynolds is a young, hot lady and they're gonna hit it off.

I just want to nuzzle Ed Sheeran all day and all night and convince him to use his talent for good instead of writing songs for One Direction and going on tour with Taylor Swift.

This clip makes me bawl every. damn. time.

It's slow as fuck on my Dell work PC, but only slow as shit on my less-than-a-year-old MacBook Pro.

"FUCK OFF."—Lindy West

I hate Sandra Bullock. That is all.

And from what my friend understands, god said "bippity boppity boo" and all of a sudden every species existed, so you must excuse her ignorance.

She's not right because by "monkeys," she was discrediting evolution entirely. She then went on to say that she thinks humans and dinosaurs coexisted because why not?

Because people try to use their beliefs in the Bible to dictate the laws of a secular nation. Fuck you.

My friend is very traditionally Christian, but votes Democrat, supports gay rights, etc.

Wow, Lindy West managed to write a post that didn't disparage someone for not being her. Still waiting on the inevitable, caps-lock-laden follow-up about how his same-sex attraction is antifeminist and how he should fuck off.

Wow, Lindy West managed to write a post that didn't disparage anyone for not being her. It's 78 in NYC right now, but it must be -10 in Hell.

You are the lesbian version of me, a gay male who is voting for de Blasio and who deplores Quinn but would be proud to see a member of The Family voted into Gracie Mansion.

Jesus Christ.

Really? I hated Eko and thought he was the beginning of all the non-lateral plots. I was glad we didn't have to deal with him anymore. Too much Jesus, not enough anything else.

You must not live in an "urban" area. It's all about the Galaxy S4/Note 2. Screen size is what's more important to "urban" people.

I feel the exact same way about white iPhones. I can only picture them with a girl wearing way too much makeup, a fur coat, and teased hair standing in Brighton Beach.

Lindy West is mentally unstable and completely ignores common decency if it doesn't directly make her life easier.

West Harlem in NYC isn't exactly known for its robust industrial capabilities.