Because if you're nice enough to her, maybe she'll let you fuck her brother for hours or days or weeks or months and years on end without pause or maybe this is just my fantasy.

You mean what internships are now? Yes.

I think it's hard for any millennial right now to think about "top jobs." "Jobs" is good enough for us.

Kate is (or, hopefully was) a closet smoker, so that could have something to do with her wrinkles.

Now, please pass the dutchie to the left hand side. I've been waiting!

Piratebayed it Friday night and have been listening nonstop.

I love Dirt Bag but that the headlines were a little more SFW. Come on.

That's...horrible. Someone being exceptionally well-rounded should never be a reason not to date them. The fuck. Jesus.

Coulter is the Ann I'd go for if we're being gender inclusive.

Have you ever been to xtube?

Absolutely nowhere did I say that there aren't any feminist bloggers that write about what feminism is and that sexism exists, and absolutely nowhere have I asked whether sexism exists or say that I have never heard of sexism. Also, what would feminist bloggers write about if not what feminism is? That's such a broad…

Two recent interactions with Siri:

"FUCK OFF"—Lindy West

The prevailing attitude seems to be: We're only looking to educate people who might already be interested in ending sexism/promoting feminism.

But in either situation, you're demanding that women act a certain way for the benefit of men.

Lindy is not getting paid to teach an introductory course, she is being paid to write about various assigned and pitched topics, on a site that aggregates and recommends similar articles. If I want further information about airplanes, I'll look up other articles on airplanes.

"it's not women's responsibility to take your moist little hand and give you a guided tour through the oppressive, old-timey limitations that circumscribe our lives"

Any chance this will make the new Google Maps move faster than THE SLOWEST THING TO EVER EXIST?

You win today.

Public transit yet? Please?