That it's really Sinister 2 and the government is controlled by Bughuul.

My mom always told me we couldn't afford it (which was true), then we became able to afford it when I was 12 and old enough to do some stuff on my own, which was awesome for me, and probably my mom, too. I was the kind of kid who would rather soak up the languages/international people at Epcot all day than any other…

Real talk: I met Gloria Steinem at an event last year (I was working at the event, not attending). She was so nice and geniune. I told her that she's my mom's idol and she said, "Tell her I say hi!" It was right around Mother's Day, so she considered it the perfect present.

Berries = sugar?

In middle school, my friend used to tell her boyfriend, "Get in the kitchen, woman, and make me some toast." One day, he came in with toast for her.

Little Mix is really good! It's too early to start calling them anything other than just a new pop group, but they're talented and fun, so have at it.

RIGHT? It reminds me of Bring It On 4, which I've definitely never seen twice, where the token gay character meets his coach for the first time and says, "Wow, she's the kind of black woman gay men emulate."

I'm totally alright with this. It's not like we don't already know that alcoholic beverages are just empty calories with a happy ending, and I doubt that many people are really struggling over the existential choice of Bud Light vs. craft beer. When I'm drinking, making sure I'm doing something good for my body is…

Beyoncé, Azealia Banks, Pentatonix, Dropkick Murphys, and Florence + the Machine for music, and if I choose TV, usually when I go to the gym either Jeopardy! or How I Met Your Mother is on.

SOOYOUNG > all of these girls

Not sure if this changed since the post first appeared, but it doesn't mention anything about the baby getting spinabifida.

Being qualified for that blog and a male, I would put my picture up, but I'm only in an M.A. program. Plus, I have enough anxiety about what people think of how I look being gay and over 130 pounds.

Kelly Ayotte is moderate at something ever? What?

Half these people have had articles written about them on Jezebel in the past month.

Fuck Channing Tatum. I mean, he's a worthless human being, but seriously, he can go to hell even more now. I hate how it's so acceptable to call oneself a "fat kid," just as long as you're actually in peak physical condition. It's an ass-backwards term of endearment that does nothing but further stigmatize those with…

Regardless, it's just a phone. Get over yourself with "not wanting someone who has one in your house." Jesus Christ.

What do you mean by "second owned"?

But people that have iPhones are exactly those I don't want to have in my home!

Finally, a conservative and I agree on something. Psy should be blacklsted, but only if it erases the memory of Gangnam Style forever and legally prevents another one from happening. #SNSD4lyfe

Well, I did have a four-hour panic attack today.