No one is forcing you to read the comments. Furthermore, no one is forcing you to reply to the comments pointing out an embarrassing error in a published work. Kindly back off my dick. Thank you.

I'm an editor. I get paid to make sure these things don't happen before they're broadcast to hundreds of thousands of people. Is a two-second glance at the headline before posting is really too much to ask?

Huh? Who should? The error was not from the blogger speaking out regarding A&F, it was from the Jezebel author.

ALSO THE WRONG USE OF "YOU'RE" IN THE TITLE OMG WHY

"And your fat candidate is one I can't support. Stop showing me commercials!"—ElaineBenes

I realize you think you're not a vapid mong, but I completely disagree. Happy dating.

Can you please define "not very attractive"? Again, I just want to make sure that I don't act outside of your predefined boundaries when attempting to contact someone online. What if I'm only a 6.5 and they're asking for a 6.8+? Is that too egregious? If I get deductions for weight, can I get points back for height,…

While it'z not okay for someone that outside of your expressed desired age range to contact you, why should it matter that fat men are trying to get with thin women? If a middle-aged, overweight woman messaged a 23-year-old muscular bro, is that wrong, then? Should people who aren't "thin or athletic" not be allowed…

Also, Cambridge, MA had a black gay female mayor for two years.

Fuck Christine Quinn. She's fucking garbage and if it takes Weiner to overtake her, so be it. I'm pulling for BDB, but realize his chances are minimal. The first time NYC elects a female and/or LGBT mayor, it should at least be someone worthy of holding the office.

David Dinkins is white?

As a fellow 2009 liberal arts graduate who wanted to go into print media (but ended up in a mix of print and online), I thank you for this post!

Lena probably told her she's not allowed to be too excited about anything that isn't her show. And considering that she said it while standing in her kitchen stark naked, she had no choice but to comply.

She's clearly making a silent commentary on the Freedom Tower and espousing more Truther rhetoric.

Let us not forget the repudiation of "4 in 4."

After powering through the last season of Big Love over the last few weekends, I can't stop thinking of Barb and Nicki as strong female characters that everyone should love.

YES to ice water! I don't get cottonmouth or anything really, but when I'm stoned, I just can't stop drinking water. It tastes so good.

I've tried that, and sometimes it works, but sometimes even if I'm totally full before I smoke, one bowl later and I feel like I haven't seen food in years and get so starving. The fact that I live directly above a place with very, very cheap pizza—the smell of which sometimes wafts into my bedroom when the wind is…

I think you put it quite well. I smoke every day, but only after work and if I'm not going to be leaving the house unless it's for like, brunch on the weekends or a bad matinee movie. Some stoners I know do the "breakfast bowl" before work, which I think would be my "you have to stop doing this right now" point. I…

OMG TOO CUTE CAN'T HANDLE.

That definitely looks like at least some part corgi, and perhaps other herding/collie breeds as well.

Suck it up and do the DNA test. We never did and that was my biggest regret. When we brought her to the vet for the last time, I asked if there was a way to do it post-mortem, and he said,…