Exactly. There's no way she's not completely in control of this entire tabloid narrative and three months after her baby is born and she's lost 65 pounds or whatever, her "diet tricks" will be the next big thing.

Kim is less than perfect now so she's part of Jezebel's protected class and ANYTHING negative you have to say about her is a "-shame."

Right, but do you think she and her mom aren't the ones selling all these stories to the tabloids? This is just part of her current narrative. They want us to be talking about this because it's setting up for whatever weight loss scheme will be going on after she has the PR Stunt Baby. She very well could have gained…

One perk of being a homosexual is that you can be brutally honest and it's seen as constructive criticism rather than outright bashing.

Beehive is a decent iOS gchat app.

its good story..

No, it's actually very validating, lol.

Anyone who reads the comment sections of a Gawker Media site knows the best way to find happiness is to work from home making $17510 per month! I couldn't believe it at first either, but Ferdinand said I could do it and now I'm making money all the time good job home computer

Keep the "killing tons of non-Christians to purge my country of heathens" in St. Patrick's Day!

What about hearing people hock gigantic loogies into a urinal while I'm in a stall? Every day? For the past two years? What's their punishment?

"Ugh, can Doug on a vacay"

"My best friend ... is a black hipster poet" made me laugh more than anything else today. I'm going to show that quote to everyone I meet from now on. Thank you.

THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING A CLIP OF THIS I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE FOR A LONG TIME YOU ARE DEIFIED

And do you think the establishment in the church will allow those young Catholics to rise through the ranks thinking that women are equal and gays aren't just hairspray and hellfire? You disgrace the name of a great queen by claiming to be Ms. Boxx and spewing these lies.

YES. THIS. OVER AND FOLDER #RIDEORDIE.

He should take up fundamental Mormonism if 71-year-olds and 14-year-olds is his jam.

I thought people in fashion hated her because she's the last of the Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie/famous for existing but contributing nothing to the discipline group that's managed to maintain relevancy. I don't disagree with the fact that it's refreshing to see someone who isn't 6'1" and 110 pounds as the "model" for…

Are you really defending Kim Kardashian as being relatable, though?

It isn't okay. That's all.