They're your funny little frogs.

I used to upload tweets via SMS before I had a smartphone, but it's not useful for full functionality, no.

To paraphrase The Lady Swift, there's a special place in hell for people who complain about losing an hour of sleep. It's a goddamn fucking hour. Go to bed earlier than 2 a.m. one night a year and get over it. You'll "get it back" in the fall, along with the severe depression that comes with leaving work in the dark…

Cambridge, MA has a black lesbian mayor. Or had when I lived in Boston. Either way, NYC is way behind the times on this apparently important front.

I completely agree, but as a board-certified homo, the perpetrator in the video set off my 'dar like WHOA.

I can't believe you get paid to do this. TSC > "After Midnight."

Any James McAvoy is good James McAvoy.

So, I guess what you're saying by asserting your opinion as a fact is that you run the Onion's Twitter account and you go around calling little black girls cunts? Because that's the only way that you could know that.

If being able to get financial aid depended on registering for the draft, then FUCK YES it should apply to everyone.

Truth be told, I was really expecting a "LENA DUNHAM SNUBBED" headline on Jezebel this morning, but I guess finding a reason to mention her in the very first item suffices.

Is it just me or have the Gawker Media sites been cross-posting a LOT more lately?

The Dior ad is absurd for sure, but I don't think JLaw would ever NEED to lose any weight to be at her peak physical form. Her body is amazing and everyone should envy it. Lucky, lucky Peeta.

Yes, but far less crude and features Paul Rudd in a lot of really well-fitting suits. Paul Rudd. Mmm.

"... a living, breathing women ..."

I went inside a Sephora recently to smell a cologne I was thinking of buying. Five minutes later I was given three samples of similar fragrances after taking an interactive test on a big screen in the store. It was the most fun thing ever. Men, join me and start going to Sephora. (Or is that fragrance-shaming?)

Legit. One time we were at a concert and I literally turned around and they were running away with two dudes to go enjoy. I've come to perceive it as normal, especially after being told that I'm just jealous because they get attention from guys in bars after I spent a fair deal of time on my birthday watching their…

Ask residents of the Upper East Side how they've liked massive construction going on for the past however many years for a project that's years behind schedule. The MTA can't do anything well with the services it has now. Half the trains are decades old. Adding things at this point is just going to dilute the already…

You're right, thank you for the correction. I wasn't able to upgrade to Snow Leopard because the disc drive on my Macbook was broken. I tried to download a copy and do a discless installation, but it nearly killed my computer.

"The work—which started in 2006—has been so complicated that the entire project has been delayed." It could also be the crippling inefficiency of the MTA.

I got an iPhone 5 (to replace an Android device) and needed iTunes 10.7 to configure it. I needed Mountain Lion to run iTunes 10.7. I needed a new computer to run Mountain Lion, because my 2008 Macbook wouldn't upgrade from OSX 10.5.8.