I find that it's easier to be honest with straight girls as a gay man. Critiquing appearance or behavior is seen as constructive and in her best interest rather than catty coming from other girls, and most straight guys don't care if something is askance if they can get in the pants. Hey, I'm a poet.

My hags run away from me the moment straight peen so much as smiles at them when we're out. It's sad.