Let’s give this guy a hand.

The Cowboys staff can’t MUFF this, better to HOLD the line. If this decision is a SNAP judgment games could be DROPPED.

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

I may make a slight edit and go with 4oz and no club soda, but I’m down with this all day.

1. Add large ice cubes or an iceball to a highball glass.

Why focus on things like rape prevention when we can have a hypothetical conversation about whether or not these sentient robots are being sexually assaulted? Like don’t you know that robots need consent too?

But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.

“Consider a White Sox bar!”

I’m too old to want to do this anymore, but if I were in my 20s I’d head to the Gingerman Tavern a couple hours before the game to get a seat and watch the game with a whole bunch of like minded fans living and dying with each pitch just like me. People have waited entire lifetimes for this moment, they’re going to…

Love the Nets recap! Might I make one suggested change?

Let’s not sugarcoat the Nets’ outlook for this year.

Well it’s the Mets so I’m sure everything will work out for the best.

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

A new vertical: Deadsoon

Just out of curiosity, does “Senior Writer” mean that you are like this site’s Andy Rooney? Can we get a series on money saving tips and trends you don’t understand?

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

You have to be so, so bored to care about those that care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc... 

Agreed: Let’s table the discussion on the offensive representations of people that have been the subject of genocide for the foreseeable future.

Dang it all, I should have picked richer parents.