Gotta give HamNo credit. If I went through life being this outraged and miserable, I’d have killed myself long ago.

Just imagine what an 8-ball is going for in there right about now!

So do you want Deadspin to give back all the money you paid to read this article that you clicked on despite not being interested in it?

It’s called Sixth Avenue but I’ll still believe this, random guy from the comment section, because I want to believe it.

Draymond did smack some kid in East Lansing this summer, but otherwise this is correct.

As a Red Sox fan, I’d give back the 07 World Series if it meant swapping Schilling’s brain into Andy Pettitte’s body and never hearing from Schilling again.

Is that a Regus office?

Memba when Deadspin was a sports website?

Kasowitz should probably learn what every other NYC BigLaw firm that represented Trump at any point over the past 3-4 decades has learned: don’t expect that bill to get paid.

First debate: “She lacks stamina!”

The upper level at Barclays Center in Brooklyn is really steep too. It’s awful and becomes much less of a “this is great except for” than a “fuck this place, someone will fall down and die up here” as time goes on.

They also published an article yesterday about how Darko Milicic should have been a cult figure when Free Darko was one of the most influential basketball blogs of all time and Ringer Editor Chris Ryan wrote an obit for it that still sits on the front page of freedarko.com today. I don’t blame Mark Titus, the author,…

So are you gonna tell us PFTCommenter’s real name?

I got a sharp-looking Patriots winbreaker for subscribing last year at $20/year or so. I really wish they’d stop sending me a new birdcage liner every week though.

Unless you remind them that the 90's teams who could totally beat you up never actually won anything. Then they go insane.

My frat house roommate was the worst kind of obnoxious, drunk, fighting, womanizing asshole you’d expect to find in a frat house, but none of those things pushed me over the edge quite like this one:

Leon Washington did this for the Jets in 2008, it was just as hilarious then as it is now.

Air Academy Federal Credit Union, where not liking the treatment of black people in America = disrespecting the military.

I’m currently picturing Vontaze Burfict digging his own grave for Goodell to shoot him in for this very offense.

Because I can’t stop laughing.