Between this and NBC blaming millennials for the bad ratings of the Tape Delympics, it’s really heartening to know that the networks don’t suck at broadcasting sports, I just suck at enjoying the broadcasts.

I wanted to star this but you had 69 and that wouldn’t have been Nice of me.

The L train closing for two years (probably somehow gonna be 10 years) might have something to do with this too.

Martin Halloran, the president of the San Francisco Police Officers Association

Someone got mad at me the other day when I reminded them that all kicks are leg kicks. I feel your pain, Poodog.

The Blake Bortles Wikipedia Reading Club meets monthly on the Pardon My Take podcast. Eat your heart out, Andrew Luck.

Pardon Your Take.

All the Jalopnik sub-blogs just followed me and I don’t know a damn thing about cars. I live in NYC and haven’t owned one in 6 years, let alone considered buying one or sought out blogs about them. That said, if this is what gets me out of the greys I’ll gladly take it.

If you’re looking for a good laugh, check the replies to literally any JJ Watt tweet from the past month or so. PFT Commenter and Big Cat have this guy in a damn blender.

Please clone yourself and then hire yourself in every office in America.

Why is WYTS posted at 1:30pm or later almost every day when it’s perfect lunchtime reading for the east coast?

Who punches HamNo first when he joins you guys?

and Goodell’s guts will be found in the trash can outside next to Harrison’s kid’s participation trophies.

Pretty cool that Rog waited for his old pal Tapenade to retire before insisting on this nonsense.

Please tell me you woke up this morning and knew you’d type those words today.

booooooooooooo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Danny Kanell

There’s one time per season this field needs to be in good shape and they couldn’t even do that.

That fat guy in the black t shirt just beached himself. I don’t think he’s getting up.