I’m fascinated to see how will the affect the defensive spacing of ESPN.com’s layout against spread motion offenses with long-armed defenders?

Dude, same. I know he’s great at what he does but I just can’t finish reading the bulk of his pieces. I want to know if some guys are gonna be traded, I could care less what the Hornets bench unit does in pick & pop situations early in the shot clock with late-arriving help defense or whatever.

Am I the only moron who can rarely get through an entire Zach Lowe column? I absolutely love the NBA and know Lowe’s great at what he does, I just can’t bring myself to care about the Pistons’ 7th man’s pick & roll defense on the left wing.

Yeah because the media pays so much attention to WNBA players in non-game situations.

Jason Whitlock blocked me on twitter because I asked him how many Lipitor he takes per day. I’m embarrassed by most of my bad tweets from 5 years ago, but not that one.

Mike Pence will not let you abort that Magikarp.

“This is the demographic that everybody in sports kills to have,” explains an excited Mike Lupica. “Young guys in sports, young guys who buy the product, young guys who watch the games. But when they start talking about sports, you feel like the way I did when I first came to New York, and this was the conversation…

“This is the demographic that everybody in sports kills to have,” explains an excited Mike Lupica. “Young guys in sports, young guys who buy the product, young guys who watch the games. But when they start talking about sports, you feel like the way I did when I first came to New York, and this was the conversation…

He’s Imperial that way. Like a Butterfly.

nice.

Worst 20 seconds of Ciara’s life.

Wade, the only connecting thread between the Heat’s three championships

...colleges are increasingly using their own institutional aid dollars as a “recruiting tool,” rather than as a means of meeting a student’s financial need...In practice, this means that the highest-achieving students, who often come from affluent families, receive the most generous financial aid packages from their…

Hample is definitely an unsympathetic weirdo, but unless you, yourself were unable to go to this specific game as an active military member at Fort Bragg, this is nothing to be Mad Online about.

Don’t forget he also left a shitass landlocked hellhole of a state for the Bay Area.

That got funnier and funnier as it went along. He was on ESPN for catching A-Rod’s 3000th hit, whoever made that probably knows who he is. Fantastic shade.

Excuse me, sir. Someone literally ate a piece of shit in Cleveland the other day, and the GOP convention hasn’t even started yet.

That right there is what actually annoys me the most about that guy. Dude defended Peyton teabagging that chick 20 years ago as a “mooning” that happens to every frat guy, but was never actually a frat guy.