The Brooklyn Nets should probably be on here but they’re so irrelevant the rapper/mogul from down the block doesn’t even pretend to own them anymore so I see how they’d get overlooked.

seasonal* minimum wage jobs

Whoever that security guard was got rightfully ignored. You don’t tell JR Smith what to do at any time, let alone the greatest moment of his life.

This is the correct response. Dirk should never have to pay taxes again after what he did in that series. It was nothing short of heroic that he stopped 2011 LeBron from getting a ring.

2011 NBA Finals when Dirk slayed LeBron

I mistook curry for cayanne pepper once so I see how this could happen.

I’m interested in all the non-leg kicks Carson Wentz has seen.

All kicks are leg kicks.

Please please please please let Draymond show up for the championship celebration 10 beers deep and be directed to the nearest microphone.

I can’t think of a single word I’ve heard used to describe LeBron James more often than “bitch.”

That Whitlock silhouette should be about 40% fatter.

Did Johny serve him back?

Tell that guy in the blue on top of the mountain that his ejaculations are too powerful for you to be around without wearing a rain jacket, and it’s too warm outside for non-breathable material like that right now.

New York also has this.

Don’t forget the part where he gave out a shitload of bad loans leading up to the housing crisis.

By not being Reggie Miller, Marv Albert is still just fine by me.

Coworkers are people you’re paid to tolerate. If you happen to like some of them, that’s a bonus.

This kind of language fills me with incredible rage. One thing I’ve found that prevents me from screaming during our soul-crushing department meetings is that I’ll write down every time someone uses that goddam gibberish on a piece of paper. One time I filled two entire pages of a legal pad in 45 minutes, but it felt…

“Ping” being used as a verb for emailing someone makes me fucking murderous.

Florida State has been looking for a Director of Football Operations and I believe they’ve found him!