“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

Did you just all lives matter me

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year

The Ginger Hammer would argue that Osweiler’s play hasn’t been bad... it’s just that we just don’t understand it.

72 million.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

Paul Allen agrees. He was into that whole “Yale Thing.”

Let’s ask Air France if they still have one laying around.

Fair point, although you’d think of any team, the Jets might be able to find an exception there.

Hey Roger, I need help with this whole Molly issue.

Well, that’s tough but fair.

I reject this entire story on the premise that it suggests:
A) Roger Goodell is actually human
B) Was once a child and not created, fully formed, from a giant robot womb in a poorly thought through scientific attempt to make the world’s most soulless ginger.

His current babysitter says the same thing

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

Lighten up, man.

Who gave this web address to my fucking grandmother?