Yeah it’s pretty absurd that something that happened four years ago suddenly needs this much attention given the tube worked since then and nothing else was done about it.

will be shut down in one of two ways to repair damages from Hurricane Sandy in 2011.

and baseball on TV because we know our audience.

Well, anything’s better than a combined bachelor/bachelorette party at some idiot’s parents’ house in the suburbs with fruit picking and gelato.

“eat before you start doing coke.”

Good luck Appling to jobs with that on your record, Keith.

That’s not gonna make him very Appling to prospective teams.

ESPN made us notice something it did in a broadcast of something that wasn’t a Stephen A take, so I’m gonna guess they’re calling this a win-win in Bristol.

Almost like that, almost!

Agreed. This team is infinitely better in 2K than in real life.

If you’re employed and didn’t notice this article, it would take you months to notice he’s gone.

My brain also hates when I show up to a buddy’s bachelor party but it’s at his fiance’s parents’ house and his little sister and hi fiance and all his fiance’s dumb friends are there, then we play phone games and watch baseball on TV. My brain gets even angrier the next day when it’s wondering why we’re picking fruits…

If you go to bed drunk enough, your brain doesn’t care what bed/couch/trashpile you’re sleeping on

This same theory applies to hockey/basketball arenas, where “functional” is the pinnacle of design.

You should have called in sick today

Are there some leaves and a leafblower in there that I can play with, at least? Maybe some chemicals I can huff?

same and same

I see what you did there.

President Trump will take care of that.

Yeah if you’ve had the same crew for a long time and are all in touch really regularly that could make sense. I don’t think you should be locked in a garage.