gotta call a cease-fire on inviting each other’s siblings. It’s really just so the groom doesn’t have to deal with the bride’s brother, but you can sell it as a benefit for everyone. You already convinced her to marry you, you could convince her to let you not invite her brother.

I disagree on the bonding aspect. Bachelor parties are often the one time in the groom’s life where entire non-overlapping friend groups are in the same place at the same time. For example, mine had friends from college, from high school, and from post-college, all of which took place in different parts of the…

If one of my friends told me he was doing this and invited me, I’d laugh in his face and probably skip the wedding. Also, I wouldn’t be friends with the kind of person who would do this.

FUCK and NO to any of this. Bachelor parties are a fucking blast. Bachelorette parties sound like hell. Mixing the two is just gonna make it a terrible time for all the guys and they’ll have a bitter taste in their moth when they see the girls again at the wedding. It’s tricky enough when you’re mixing your own friend…

Real guy looks more like Robert Kardashian to me, but Perrier Water wouldn’t be the right sponsor for him. Gotta go with Minute Maid, maybe Tropicana.

I’m gonna read this and pretend I don’t think daily about taking the Metro North to some high school in Westchester after work to strap on a helmet and play middle linebacker. I’m 28.

“Other internet rascals” made me giggle

Dammit, South Korea! You’re supposed to be the good one!

Adam Oates

Olaf Kölzig

sick Bern

Hi JJ

nothing to say “whoops” about, you still get to watch it for the first time!

it aired last week, it was awesome. That Magic team gets forgotten a little bit but damn if seeing them doesn’t make you feel nostalgic for the 90's

knock knock

He’ll be coaching those guys on the Titans.

Hot take alert: You’d hate the fuck out of JJ Watt if he were your teammate and would only be happy he’s on your team from snap to whistle on Sundays.

That chick’s naval wants to go into hiding after all that gazing.

He also struck out four times in that game.

If you’re in college and don’t act like this after a National Championship, the title should be vacated.