For most dudes that’s just silently on the toilet.

Assuming you’ve more or less combined financies and can afford the electricity, water (if you don’t live in NYC) and whatever other bills you have, division of labor is probably the most important one here, especially if one of you works longer hours than the other. It’s important for the person working longer hours…

It’s gonna be great two years from now when some team tries to screw a city into paying for a stadium and threatens to leave for St. Louis.

At least we know where Real Madrid is Headed and that they no longer want to be the Butt of jokes.

I’m generally pretty PC or whatever and don’t use slurs like that in real life or on the internet, but I really, really don’t care whether a football player said that to an opponent. They’re about to give each other brain damage for three hours, who cares what they say to each other?

“I’m trying to win the game so I don’t get fired” is all we really needed.

If Cam Newton grabs that bat after winning the game and flips it, does the internet even exist today or does it just explode?

Had Ray not done that on video, however...

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

He tried to pay Nischelle Turner but didn’t know water address was.

I don’t know how much the Kotaku community cares about this, bye NBA 2k16 Spike Lee stuff was pure shit. Just incredibly disappointing in both concept and execution.

“Do I look like I’m Kidd-ing?!” -Jason

Greg Howard has a similar effect (also a compliment).

I don’t fear being eaten by Jim Irsay either, as I’m not a handful of painkillers in the driver’s side cupholder.

I appreciate their efforts to include the most average NFL player of all time. No star treatment here!

Rex: THE FUCK YOU BOYS DOIN’ TODAY? HOWSABOUT AFTER PRACTICE WE GO TAGGIN’ ASS AND WATERSKIING

I can’t tell if you’re joking or just didn’t read the memo.

Harper High was so good and so brutal.

I’m also a camp person. Camp people are the best people.

Yeah I got to that part and Phil Collins definitely turned out to be a nicer dude than I had anticipated.