Break-Up, interestingly enough, was the show that made me stop listening after about 18 months of listening every week. For some reason, I just couldn’t get through that one and every time I tried to listen to a new episode afterwards I’d just get bored and turn it off within a few minutes.

129 Cars and the summer camp episode were great, though.

David Sedaris has the saddest voice I’ve ever heard and his stories are incredibly depressing.

She’s thick.

I was just being resourceful!

I’ll never live on more than half an acre again, preferably much less.

I texted him about this over the weekend. Can confirm.

Brittany?! I’m so sorry about drawing that dick. I hope you forgive me!

My stance on reunions is much closer to yours these days, I skipped my 10-year last weekend. No word on whether Brittany attended.

I won’t be sleeping tonight unless I drink at least a liter of vodka. Thanks, Tom.

It was basically a coordinated Thanksgiving Eve with a facebook invite.

She sat in front of me in two classes and I stared at that backpack hanging off the back of her chair for weeks before I actually did it.

For the story, yes! For me, nope!

it wasn’t my first incident.

I drew a dick in white-out on a girl named Brittany’s dark blue, monogrammed backpack in 7th grade (using the B as the balls and drawing the shaft out to the left behind it, of course) and got suspended for three weeks. My dad made me mow the lawn every single day because he didn’t know how else to punish me. It was a…

Deadcast isn’t dead!

Thanks, Tim! Also, I really hope the Deadcast isn’t, well, dead.

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

You see, the thing about a power struggle is you can just have a fire in a trash can in one corner of the room and use it for heat, light, and cooking. You don’t need much more than that when the power company turns off your electricity.