Well, they’ve stuck with me through the last 10 years of not washing jeans, so I appreciate them for that.

Unless you get a stain on them, men’s jeans never, ever need to be washed.

I fully expected the Vikings fans to stand their ground.

And, like a true New Yorker, he completely ignored the existence of the Brooklyn Nets.

She will remain a problem until Aaron shaves her off, so we’ll have to wait until at least December 1st.

Wednesday holidays are the damn worst. The Fourth of July was on a Wednesday a couple years ago and it was so stupid, everyone was miserably hungover at work on the 5th.

Melo getting jealous and not passing to him in 3, 2, 1...

It’d be a lie to say this doesn’t make me feel better.

you’re probably right and now I feel like a snarky jerk :(

Christmas and New Years Day match up every year. That’s how calendars work.

I bet this lady ADORES JJ Watt though.

I like you.

Ironically, that gear was originally purchased by Macklemore for full price at the stadium in 2012.

That’s an asterisk on a Pats logo, this person is a 12. They’re just as whiny as Pats fans with the added benefit of thinking Matt Hasslebeck has only been a Colts backup.

He’s dancing at the 40 squarely out of bounds and doesn’t step on the line until the play is at least 30 yards past him where no refs are looking (because, again, the play is now 30 yards away).

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

That’s a see something/say something as far as I’m concerned. Those people should be locked up for precrime.

People who leave their backpacks on and stand right next to the subway door during rush hour when the middle of the train is wide open.

Did he later spread a rumor that satan’s quarterback was gay?

He unfolded a wrapped package of supermarket deli turkey and was eating full slices, sometimes shoving and entire slice in his mouth, sometimes biting off multiple pieces of a slice. Really jarring stuff.