I saw someone eating cold cut turkey on a bus in midtown once. That bothered me so much more than seeing a guy pissing on the subway.

At least next season he gets to hold onto Pedroia’s batting gloves when he gets to first!

It can only be the Cardinals, no matter who their celebrity fans are (sorry, John Hamm).

This looks about as insightful as Spike’s NBA2k16 disaster of a career mode.

hahtless*

it’d be about 10 seconds before Tawmee from Quinzee calls him the n-word and he starts sulking again.

Every headline on the entire internet is clickbait. That is the purpose of a headline on the internet, no matter how excitingly it’s worded.

or to perform screw jobs.

Looks like you’re on the west coast, so it was Friday afternoon for you. Point still stands.

If your girlfriend cheated on you, that says more about her than whoever the other dude was. The other dude probably didn’t even know you exist.

I wish! I use CitiBikes, they’re ok. Probably not as great as your dog though!

Hell yeah! It’s my preferred style for fall bike rides.

How do we all feel about the plaid flannel with a fleece vest look? Let’s assume for this exercise that the vest is black.

That’s ok, you don’t have to believe me.

Excellent use of the “This is so stupid” tag, Samer.

I probably should have specified that she’s a good woman, in fact the perfect one, for me. I’d bet you’re that for someone, too! Preferably not somebody who needs to be set straight like I did!

I wasn’t really going for enlightened, it’s more like “I used to be a total dickhead, and I feel bad about having been a dickhead, I see why these dudes feel compelled to let people know they’re less dickish now too”

touche.

Shit, I’ve been married less than a year...

I’m a late 20’s dude who recently got married. Throughout college and my first couple years afterwards, I was an unapologetic man-slut who didn’t give a single shit about a woman’s feelings and ran through who knows how many girls while being more or less a total dirtbag about it. I was definitely more on the Max end…