because those only work against college defenses, which are of much poorer quality than the NFL and of much poorer quality in comparison with each other. The Redskins tried that with RG3 and it worked for 10 seconds before it got him killed.

I met mine at work too. At a law firm, actually. Both of us thankfully stopped working there after about a year of dating.

The Rams shitty ring of concrete caused one of the injuries listed above, so there’s that, which is awful.

cool story, bro.

I can personally attest that this rule exists and that it was broken by me on multiple occasions at the Chi O house at a major SEC school. Giggity.

Yeah kickball in particular is perfect for that. Lots of down time waiting to bat, you can play it with a decent buzz and not hurt yourself, and minimal actual skill required. The nature of the game itself is pretty low-stakes, so there’s rarely a serious argument or anything like that, and you don’t get too sweaty…

I fell into a good group of friends by playing NYCSSC kickball a few summers ago. Drunk kickball isn’t for everyone, but stuff like that is a great way to meet new people and have fun. We don’t play anymore, but still hang out all the time and have meaningful friendships.

I don’t ever wish for players to get hurt, but I wouldn’t shed a tear if Leonard Little got drunk and drove around Hardy’s neighborhood or if Josh Brent was Hardy’s Uber driver.

I think it’s a combination of 1. like you said, not being any good (75%) 2. not playing a style that fits any existing system as a plug-and-play backup. Cassell, Weeden, Luke McCown, 2015 Matt Hasselbeck, and others can just go into the game and at least run the regular offense, albeit less effectively than their…

They would compliment the living hell out of each other through clenched jaws.

That’s not the point, though. Organizationally, your first round picks are incredibly important and should project as franchise cornerstones or, at minimum, long-term solutions at their position. The Broncos 2010 first round pick (their second one, the first one was a rousing success in Demaryius Thomas) was out of…

So is this the part where we subscribe to each other’s newsletters?

I agree on the sideshow potentially being part of the reason he’s out of the league. I hated his guts at Florida and couldn’t stand Tebowmania in Denver, but I kinda miss the guy now. I’d take him as a sideshow over deflategate or Greg Hardy or whatever any day of the week. I’d be happy to see the Texans replace…

If you’re a first round pick and you’re out of football within 4 years of being drafted, whether you got hurt or not (Tebow didn’t), you’re an absolute bust.

Does your dick ever have Final Destination experiences like lodging itself into STD-ridden strippers or placing itself in your zipper?

With the untimely passing of Jan Erik Eckland, I sadly have to agree. He inspired courtroom artists all over the world. Just retire the profession, you’ll never do better than Eckland.

based on the thickness of this arm, I’m sure she has a wonderful personality.

The police report states that Rice Jr. and five or six other men were involved in an argument at Scales 925, a restaurant owned by rapper T.I.

ESPN is the Republican Party, basically.

Skip and Stephen A are absolute garbage, no doubt. That said, if you’re pissed at their shitty takes then it’s on you for watching them. It’s like being mad at fire for being hot.