How much sweatshop labor is mentioned in the movie?

Harvey’s a righteous dude.

that was awesome.

Is there a reason he couldn’t just start holding out again right now?

“Choosing whether to return to college or go pro is a big choice! the biggest choice you’ll ever make! You have to make a choice!”

same. I fucking LOVE those books.

it inspired me to read anything I could about Ol’ Evans, including both of his auto-biographies. I can’t recommend them more. I fucking love Robert Evans.

I’ve been to 15 or so weddings and have never been to one where a bridesmaid didn’t have sex with a stranger. That could be you!

I really, really hope it’s Drew

Or nah.

maybe at some schools, but the general rule of thumb is that aside from specifically jewish or black fraternities, every chapter of every frat varies from school to school. Sigma Chi might be catholic at one school, jocks from hell at another and nerdy dorks at a third.

One time at summer camp I dared my friend to shit on a plate. He immediately retrieved a plate from the dining hall, dropped his pants, and took a giant shit on the plate right in front of us. He then frisbee-tossed the shitplate into the lake. Days later, a camper in snorkeling class retrieved it. I shattered it on a…

Luke McCown or Brandon Weeden for fantasy this week? Should I just jump now?

They’re gonna get Vandalized so fast.

Or you can just use the “skip ahead 15 seconds” button a few times and never hear those ads.

what in the hell just happened

Anything that costs Zygi Wilf, or any NFL owner for that matter, more money is fine with me.

She’s awesome at everything except holding for applause. If that’s the only thing you’re bad at, and it comes up ever, you’re doing quite well.

Some dickhead I went to college with only ever answered the phone “Yeah” and it was incredibly obnoxious.

Never said I was any good at it, though